Detective Shark with LEGS

Kazuha: back then I got all dressed up in a kimono and makeup! I waited for you for ages, but you never came.

Heiji: whoa, you mean that beautiful girl, my childhood first love, was Kazuha?

(later, at their wedding)

Kazuha, wearing lipstick: I do.

Heiji: who the hell

deductionfreak:

if u wanna blame anyone, blame @rhyssen

also @jessoi for suggesting that yuri on ice pose

dopingues:

good boy

backtodc:

Chapter 972

Jesus fucking christ on a bike this is like three seconds after Shuuichi Akai met Shinichi Kudo

chibiraccoon:

Detective Conan File: 969

I can’t even get mad at him for being a perv. XD Poor thing always gets dragged along though it’s pretty clear he loves it. ALSO!!! OMG. When Sonoko says Shinichi will be in love with Ran and Conan responds in his head that he is?!!??!?! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! XDDDD KYAAAAAAAAH!!!!! MY HEART!!! WE NEVER GET TO SEE HIM SAY(think) IT SO EASILY!!! HE JUST MADE MY WHOLE YEAR WITH ONE LINE (ONCE AGAIN)!!!!!! LOVE YOU SO MUCH SHINICHI!!!!!

On a side note thank god he’s not suffering from one of his ~~pervy~~ nosebleeds. XD

kkrazy256:

Does Hattori Heiji is gay? (x)

tsvai:

god bless this fucking show

A Drunken Ran is a Flirty Ran

abluescarfonwaston:

@ruby-dear made me write this with her text/picture posts. I’ll add a link to them when she posts them. Written in the messaging system so sorry for the weird writing style. Please enjoy this ShinRan fluff!

Ok so college Ran/ Shinich. They’re at the bar with their friends and Ran might have had one too many. It’s a friends birthday or something and she usually doesn’t but like, they Asked. Shinichi is sober cause someone’s gotta stay sober and what if murder? Can’t get drunk. (college shin is a bit high strung.)

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