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Tag: disney
THE INCREDIBLES 2 IS SO FUCKING GOOD I WANNA LIST DOWN SOME THINGS
** MAJOR SPOILERS **
*also these are not in order, just by memory lmaoo*
- JACK-JACK AND HIS 17 POWERS OMGG
- PEW PEW
- helen fangirling about what happened like hHHhhh
- she has a fringe now, like for a sec
- violet crying over boy problems
- grabbing ice cream and big ass spoon in the process
- is it just me or i
just noticed Violet has actual violet eyes- DASH’S TINY FRECKLES
- ELASTIGIRL HAD A FUCKING MOHAWK AT SOME POINT
- NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE THAT JACK-JACK WILL HAVE IT TOO
- A U N T Y E D N A
- M O Z A R T
- bob being an absolute dad
- like, he tries to take care of the kids
- and when he just breaks down to violet on how he just wants to be a great dad
frozone’s 8 pack ???like seriously was it there in the first movie ??- tHE NEW SUPERSSS
- voyd is me :^)
- the elastibike
i forgot what it was called shhh- the incredimobile
- THE FROZONE AND MR. INCREDIBLE THEME SONG
- frozone giving lil jack-jack an ice ball
- jACK-JACK VS. RACOON
- EDNA BEING THE BEST FUCKING AUNT THERE IS LIKE DANG
- JACK-JACK HAS A FUCKING CODE NOW TOO
- I NEVER SEEN EDNA THIS HAPPY LIKE LOOK AT HER
- i swear if there’s a third movie and they show her having a grey streak of hair omg
i was actually offended when elastigirl’s suit wasnt made by edna- bob living in that domestic house life
- makin waffles
- learning new math
- i swear- dash looks older here
- have you seen his hair
- it a wave man
- also freckles
- jack-jack is gonna learn so much from his big bro when he’s older
- violet’s eyebags i love it
- tONY
- dash carrying a backpack for all their things
- iS FROZONE THE UNCLE OR THE GODFATHER TO THE KIDS I CANT TELL
- LIKE I SCREAMED WHEN FROZONE GOT THE GOGGLES ON
- the incredibles theme song coming on in the yacht scene hHhhh
- violet taking responsibility of jack-jack
- helen missed jack-jack’s first 17 powers
- boy that baby gon do wonders
- THE UPDATED INCREDIMOBILE
- just leaving tony for sec to buy popcorn and the tickets
- the entire family meeting in the car
idk if it was just me from excitement or was jack-jack wearing a cute ass yellow dress at the end was it just methat’s all i have for now, feel free to add more !!
Incredibles 2 spoilers but with no context
Let Frozone say fuck
I cant edit for my life but here’s a textpost of the incredibles alignment chart
Distinguished
Gay: Winston Deavor
Bi: Helen Parr (a.k.a. elastigirl)
Lesbian: Edna Mode
Functional
Gay: He-Lectrix
Bi: Violet Parr
Lesbian: Evelyn Deavor
Disaster
Gay: Syndrome
Bi: Krushauer
Lesbian: Voyd (a.k.a. Karen, a.k.a. the love of my life)
So like, in the Incredibles universe we know that baby supers begin displaying powers at an extremely young age, hence why Jack-Jack is a literal baby and is a “late bloomer”. And like I think people have already thought of the obvious comedy of Dash as a baby, but imagine Violet.
You’re first time parents and your baby just /disappears/ sometimes.
Your baby puts force fields around herself to avoid eating vegetables.
Obviously her clothes don’t turn invisible, but seeing as kids have a biological urge to strip naked in public places anyway, your toddler quickly learns if she takes her clothes off she is 100% undetectable.
And then when you find her, you still have a naked child.
Imagine turning around to a pile of clothes on the floor and your child /gone/
Anyways, Violet must have been the perfect chaotic nightmare child and I love her with all my heart.
hey this was the funniest scene in incredibles 2 thank you for coming to my ted talk
incredibles 2 spoiler
i cant believe dash used the jj bittenbinder method and threw that owl off his rhythm in incredibles 2
Incredibles 2 spoiler free review: I WAITED 14 YEARS AND I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED AND MY HIGH EXPECTATIONS WERE EXCEEDED


















