uraracat:

hello i saw incredibles 2

• helen is so fucking hot. she’s so fucking hot. she’s so badass she’s so hot i’m stanning so hard milf milf milf supermilf
• her BIKE??? what the FUCK this is pandering DIRECTLY to my lesbian ass this is so unfair
• you can tell me there wasn’t sexual tension between helen and evelyn but you’d be wrong and i’d be right
• listen it was like literally the typical “female villain flirts with and interests/perhaps entices and forms a personal connection with the hero” thing except it was gay and i loved it
• evelyn was a fucking great villain btw, i enjoyed basically all her screentime
• did you see helen’s legs did you see her fucking thighs uhhhhhhh
• THICC
• void’s design and power was really cool i liked her a lot
• i found myself loving dash and violet way more, especially dash, he had some great moments the little shit
• and helen’s OUTFIT like FUCK she may not think she pulls off the edgy look well but GOD she does i was sweating the entire time
• did i mention evelyn definitely had a thing for helen cause she did
• robert annoyed me a little at the beginning but he redeemed it and i liked getting to see him be superdad while his wife stole my entire heart
• the train and the plane scenes the way helen moved and fighting that dude in the weird creepy apartment or whatever and every single second she was onscreen being really hot and smart and a badass and having interesting conversations and building on her character and i’m in love with her
• seriously i’m stanning helen so hard like she’s probably made it on my top 10 female characters list i gotta edit it she really just stole my heart out of my chest you did so fucking amazing
• helen’s bi
• hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
• edna

anyways it was good