And the Beast is still this 8 foot tall hulking monster with horns and massive claws and fangs and when she turns back into human she’s still buff as shit and her girlfriend is small and they open a library together also the candle and the clock are gay
This is what people mean when they talk about the “gay agenda”
if you want a story about gay people make your own don’t steal someone elses idea
The Gay Agenda now includes remaking all Disney Movies to be about Lesbians now it’s Official no more Straights
Best parts of Moana:
-no love interest
-Moana had proportions like an actual human and wasn’t sexualized
-Disney princess set to inherit is actually depicted being trained in running her society
-COCONUT PIRATES
-no dead parents!
-bechdel test pass
-respectful depiction of source material and culture
-the music oh my god!!!!!
-Maui’s 4th wall breaks
-no actual villain
-closest thing to a villain was David Bowie crab
-Lin-Manuel Miranda
-the chicken
-my giant green wife
What are your predictions for ducktales fandom? Is it going to be like, Huey is problematic because he does nothing to directly oppose Scrooge mcducks decadent capitalism
no ok listen david tennant is playing scrooge mcduck so it’s going to get a fandom of people who want to fuck scrooge mcduck
look I’ve been around this internet enough times to feel pretty sure there’s ALREADY a fandom of people who want to fuck Scrooge McDuck
backgrounds are literally watercolor how rad is that?
cute aliens
all them round shapes
sisters, sisters, there were never such devoted sisters
the existence of David Kawena literally the best human ever
how they actually respect Hawaiian culture and make fun of tourists
music that’s in Hawaiian but impossible not to try and sing along to
Hawaii
Cobra Bubbles, CIA
early 2000s girl-pop version of Elvis Presley at the end
It’s one of the only original story based Disney movies. It’s not based off of another story the producer supposedly came up with the idea of it his own. He’s also helped on How To Train Your Dragon