luxwing:

goharley:

luxwing:

luxwing:

Beauty and the Beast but they’re lesbians

And the Beast is still this 8 foot tall hulking monster with horns and massive claws and fangs and when she turns back into human she’s still buff as shit and her girlfriend is small and they open a library together also the candle and the clock are gay

This is what people mean when they talk about the “gay agenda”

if you want a story about gay people make your own don’t steal someone elses idea

The Gay Agenda now includes remaking all Disney Movies to be about Lesbians now it’s Official no more Straights

clearancecreedwatersurvival:

Best parts of Moana:
-no love interest
-Moana had proportions like an actual human and wasn’t sexualized
-Disney princess set to inherit is actually depicted being trained in running her society
-COCONUT PIRATES
-no dead parents!
-bechdel test pass
-respectful depiction of source material and culture
-the music oh my god!!!!!
-Maui’s 4th wall breaks
-no actual villain
-closest thing to a villain was David Bowie crab
-Lin-Manuel Miranda
-the chicken
-my giant green wife

airyairyquitecontrary:

benepla:

jellypack:

What are your predictions for ducktales fandom? Is it going to be like, Huey is problematic because he does nothing to directly oppose Scrooge mcducks decadent capitalism

no ok listen david tennant is playing scrooge mcduck so it’s going to get a fandom of people who want to fuck scrooge mcduck 

look I’ve been around this internet enough times to feel pretty sure there’s ALREADY a fandom of people who want to fuck Scrooge McDuck

Reasons to watch Lilo and Stitch

kiefeon:

beautifuldirtbookstore:

  • backgrounds are literally watercolor how rad is that?
  • cute aliens
  • all them round shapes
  • sisters, sisters, there were never such devoted sisters
  • the existence of David Kawena literally the best human ever
  • how they actually respect Hawaiian culture and make fun of tourists
  • music that’s in Hawaiian but impossible not to try and sing along to
  • Hawaii
  • Cobra Bubbles, CIA
  • early 2000s girl-pop version of Elvis Presley at the end

It’s one of the only original story based Disney movies. It’s not based off of another story the producer supposedly came up with the idea of it his own.
He’s also helped on How To Train Your Dragon

alexhamiltondraws:

thehypnobunny:

the-late-adopter:

shitifindon:

drethelin:

ozymandias271:

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line

“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston
no one’s swole like gaston
no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon

I CAN’T BREATHE