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one-time-i-dreamt:

A cat at a reception desk said to me, “Welcome to the Cat Building.” A Pomeranian appeared. The cat says, “This is my partner, Truffles. He’s a dog.” The statement is followed by uncomfortable silence. The cat explained, “I have no idea how he got here, but he’s a good dog”.

Then I woke up.

An honestly baffling amount of people mistake my Pomeranian for a cat. That’s probably how he got there.

artsyneurotic:

trekkie12:

chiltonomics:

pinatapup:

jadebloods:

sunshien:

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

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i have so many questions

this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer

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We have a winner

Don’t you dare tell me we have a winner

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AND LET’S NOT FORGET MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:

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#chandler bing as batman on the tallest escalator in the world telling me how I can change the future

#pool party with my best friend harrison ford as we talk about poodles