prokopetz:

prokopetz:

We like to joke about how Western CRPGs are slowly mutating into high school dating sims, but I think we should contemplate exactly what we’re suggesting here. Can you imagine what Todd Howard’s idea of a high school dating sim would look like? Can you envision Elder Scrolls High?

Like, folks keep getting the “you’ve gained a reputation for abusing people’s hearts and now everyone hates you” bad ending and can’t figure out why, until somebody digs into the code and discovers that due to a programming oversight, horses are capable of jealousy.