bot-dad:

specsthespectraldragon:

thejusticethatissocial:

specsthespectraldragon:

portentsofwoe:

thejusticethatissocial:

ABSOLUTE UNIT

also, check out the twitter thread for more info on said unit 

free the super frog baby

please tell me they’re keeping this unit

They are! His name is Goliath, he’s still growing and he’s about the size of a banana

I’m delighted!

Hello delighted, I’m Dad!


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Beep-boop!

bogleech:

bogleech:

flower urchins are such fanciful magical looking animals and the most whimsical part of all has to be the part where if you touch those pretty little cups you die horribly

Really though what fucker even programmed the ocean

Rarely attacks in open water unless provoked, more interested in other NPC creatures

No interest in attacking player character, rarely even encountered

Zero combat capability

Befriendable

Befriendable

ONE HIT PERMADEATH