Literally every tavern or inn in skyrim needs to be on kitchen nightmares
They’re all just huge health code violations and I can just hear Gordon Ramsey yelling “YOU CAN’T PUT FUCKING RAW LEGS OF GOATS IN THE SAME SACK AS TOMATOES AND ROASTED PHEASANT YOU FUCKING IDIOT NORD SHIT”
First of all, they’re cured meats
“RAW LEG OF GOAT is cured?? Thats fucking News to me!” -Gordon Ramsey again
dragon age player characters should be allowed to swim
like if mr. skyrim can swim while wearing full armor made out of rocks or whatever, my inquisitor dressed in light armor should be allowed to swim too instead of dying instantly if water level comes above his knees
Mr. Skyrim,,,,,,
yeah, him. mr. skyrim, the guy who screams at dragons and eats bees.
so far, i don’t enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:
brawl is probably going to go down as the weirdest smash bros game
like it simultaneously wanted to be casual by making everything slower and floatier and wanted to be hardcore by making everything duller and darker and dingier and adding solid snake. there’s a huge story mode but instead of using nintendo’s (and sonic’s and metal gear’s) many memorable worlds and enemies it included a series of drab, realistic environments and forgettable enemies. it ended with sonic saving all of nintendo’s heroes from their impending deaths. it invented the new version of the kid icarus universe that we know today. it made an nes accessory playable. it for some reason featured a list of every nintendo game ever that you could read through, not that anyone did. jigglypuff’s final smash just makes her slowly inflate. luigi’s final smash cannot be explained with logic, luigi just has this weird aura for no apparent reason. there was a stage builder with only three generic locations. it put silver the hedgehog in green hill zone. otacon and snake had codec calls about every character in the game. it had the great maze. it turned level 1-1 into a post-apocalyptic wasteland and added tripping
i just fucking adore that splatoon takes place in a post apoc world. they didnt need to do that. we wouldve all accepted a world of squids with a similar culture to ours no questions asked bc thats how fantasy is sometimes. they didnt have to explain anything. but instead they were like “yeah the reason their culture is similar to ours is they found remnants of us after we all died off bc the sea levels rose due to human activity. also sometimes they find human bones in their backyards” like!
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