Some Bowsers rated by a man who loves him so much

thatbowserguy:

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An angry man who takes his anger out on a pillow instead of himself or others

10/10 a responsible king who wants to improve on his anger issues am so proud

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A good Dad who loves his son and wants the best for him and would do anything to keep him safe

10/10 best Dad

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A happy man who’s having so much fun playing his Wii U! 

Look at him he’s so happy 10/10

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This King is from the N64 era which is really cool and I think he’s the best

10/10 so orange and good

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A flat Koopa King who’s still amazing 

10/10 best paper boi

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WHO HURT HIM?? I WILL FIND AND DESTROY WHOEVER DID THIS TO THIS POOR DAD WHO JUST WANTED TO DRIVE

10/10 DON’T HURT HIM

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Look at him ready for his big day! He’s so smartly dressed and he looks great

10/10 I wish it could be me who’s marrying him

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Look at him playing a winter sport with his son and a killer robot and a dangerous evil scientist! I know if Metal or Eggman do anything do upset Jr Bowser will destroy them because he’s the best Dad!

10/10 better villain than Eggman

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He’s being good friends with Mario, which shows he is good because they fight a lot but Bowser can make up with him

10/10 what an admirable person

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LOOK AT HIM DANCING HE’S SO HAPPY AND HAVING SO MUCH FUN

10/10 I LOVE HIM

oh my god! i miss that website! i remember making an account for my fairy like 10 years ago or so, hate that it needs to be a paid type just so you can customize your fairy lol

asktheneverfairies:

I feel that! I actually don’t think I went on PHO that much as a kid–I was more of a Club Penguin girl which is ironic now considering how much I love the fairies.

But all the fun online Disney games had memberships to get exclusive content and I remember that kids would judge each other if they didn’t spend real money on it. :/

So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

glumshoe:

tyrannosarcophagous:

prokopetz:

bonewagon:

bonewagon-deactivated20111123-d:

  • Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
  • Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
  • The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
  • Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.
  • It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.
  • “Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.
  • Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
  • Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.
  • Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.
  • Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.
  • A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

As a programmer I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

“That meteor hurling towards us doesn’t dismiss you I do, now sit back down.”

Making it impossible to have a baby with the Grim Reaper ruined the game for me. That was literally its main appeal. All my Sims were children of Grim.

micspam:

pizzaback:

micspam:

The weirdest part about the Ms. M&M post is if you google “Bambi Ps2” you get an entire fanon wiki for a PS2 Bambi game that doesn’t exist and is entirely made up, including list of bugs and glitches that don’t actually exist, because there isn’t an actual Bambi game for PlayStation 2 or any Bambi game at all for that matter

WHAT

pretty sure me and everyone else who reblogged this post are gonna die in mysterious and freak accidents in like two weeks 

bloodstalk:

sammehdraws:

barfy:

The Cutting Room Floor is one of the most interesting and fucking hilarious places on the internet.

Look into any shitty game and you’ll probably see a little present left behind by a stressed-out, probably-underpaid dev.

But one of my favourites is definitely the windows port of the spider-man game for the playstation

And the unfortunate things left over in a shitty Game Boy Color game called DynaMike.

That’s right. We have the porn sites he was looking at while making the game, fully intact in the cartridge.

Personal fave

how is hello hacker fucker not already in this post