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• “So there i am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally!”
• Mabel’s soft “Dang…” when the gnome monster appears
• LEGEND OF THE GOBBLEWONKER (seriously this episode is so good in so many ways)
• Soos putting on Stan’s fez and looking in the mirror, saying “…one day” to himself
• The old couple from the convenience store literally dying from a heart attack because some teenagers played edgy music
• “I’m not acting suspicious, YOU’RE acting suspicious. WHAT’S A PIG?!”
• Carla McCorkle
• “Stan is sick and needs a bear -Dr. Medicine”
• “Eh, i’m just gonna take them when you’re not looking” “Uh, what?” “I said i was gonna rob you”
• The reeaaally smooth animation during some parts of the first few episodes
• “My car!!” “We’ll just buy another one” “I love being rich”
• Every segment of Stan on the Cash Wheel show
• Mabel excitedly talking about legs while Mermando just gets progressively more uncomfortable
• “FROM HECK’S HEART I STABBETH THEE!!!”