Tag: i have Asshole Fluffbutt McMeowface and Miss Satan

clexa-sanvers-helbig:

gothvelma:

egberts:

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

counterpoint- both, one of each. “these are my cats, switchboard and gary.”

My neighbor has two cats named Nathan and lunchbox.