flamingno:

the internet is a danger and i think we all need to be aware of the kind of language our children are using there!!!! here’s a handy slang guide for parents

  • OMG: ogle my girth
  • BRB: boobs really bounce
  • SMH: stroking my hoo-hah
  • KMS: kiss my scrotum
  • WTF: wow! titty-fucking!
  • TTYL: touch titties? yes, let’s.
  • JFC: jizz fun, cool!
  • PKMN: pokemon