beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
Fact: Every Link puts the Master Sword back after its purpose in their quest is fulfilled
Another Fact: Link still has the Master Sword in Super Smash Brothers. Brawl has the cutscene where he draws it from the pedestal again but in the other games he just Has It
Conclusion: Link is procrastinating saving his entire homeland just to beat the crap out of Mario
plucky child adventurer ready to take on the day who doesn’t deserve the shit they’re about to go through
awkward early to late teen who just woke up and dorks their way to saving the world accidentally causing extreme property damage
WORKS A 9-5 JOB JUST DOWNED A HALF BOTTLE OF JACK’S AND DOESN’T WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL
You forgot the fourth type: The infamous one. The one they call the Boy. The one that’s a talkative piece of shit who bombs and eats innocent creatures: