My cousin’s showing me a mockumentarh movie called ‘What We Do In The Shadows’ about a group of vampires in NZ, Taika Waititi is one of the vampires, it’s like 2 mins in and I love it
The vampires are flatmates and are arguing about no one washing the bloody dishes
“I’m embarrassed when I bring people over!”
“What does it matter, you bring them over you kill them!”
“The other day, I was dragging a body across the floor, I noticed, not much dust.”
“…”
“I kind of swept?”
“She (girl he fell in love with) gave me this (locket) before she left. She told me it is pure silver.”
….
“Unfortunately, we vampires, cannot wear silver.”
*cuts to Taika wearing the locket, his chest smoking*
*talking about drinking virgin blood*
“I like to think of it like this. I think you would enjoy a sandwich more if you knew no one had fucked it.”
“What are we?”
Group as one: “werewolves not swearwolves”
“You led a vampire hunter into our house?!”
“I just gave him my email!”
“His soul is in hell.”
“I don’t care where his soul is, where’s his blanket?”
“Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!”
“Bidding, what bidding?”
“…I am bidding on a table.”
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