who else is stupid and eats bread
Tag: me
shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
Thank.
do u ever zone out but ur aware that ur zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in
self care is buying 47 bottles of craft glitter in Michaels, drinking them like shots & confronting the elder entities of the material plane.
crush: *does literally anything*
me: i’m gay
I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
d3ku:
professor: avoid mentioning your sexual orientation in academic papers
me: i’m gay, this is my gay paper, here’s my gay opinion
Me: wow I’m so gay
Me: how can someone be this gay
Me: girls are so hot
Me: I’m very fucking gay
Me: the gayest of all
Me: girls girls girls
Me: gay is my middle name
Me: gay af
Me: *is actually bisexual*
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