Please send help, I’m a grown man who can’t stop listening to a song by a fictional boy band.
Ok so I know that this is supposed to be a parody of One Direction (a band that has never really interested me) but I’ve been listening to this song on loop for the past hour and I don’t plan on stopping now.
I can’t decide if Marco “Safe Kid” Diaz would be scared to death of Milo Murphy or decide 2.5 seconds after meeting him that he needs the kind of protection only twelve feet of bubblewrap and one incredibly neurotic ninth grader can supply and immediately become the most overprotective friend Milo’s ever had.
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