when your bro is a demigod with a knack for getting destroyed by his own hubris
Tag: moana
Maui looks like such a douche omg.
I wanted to make them be as cheesy touristy as possible.
Also modern AU where immortal demigods Maui and Moana are island hopping acting silly among mortals.
Best parts of Moana:
-no love interest
-Moana had proportions like an actual human and wasn’t sexualized
-Disney princess set to inherit is actually depicted being trained in running her society
-COCONUT PIRATES
-no dead parents!
-bechdel test pass
-respectful depiction of source material and culture
-the music oh my god!!!!!
-Maui’s 4th wall breaks
-no actual villain
-closest thing to a villain was David Bowie crab
-Lin-Manuel Miranda
-the chicken
-my giant green wife
I know everybody on this island has a role on this island, so maybe I can roll with mine









