durnesque-esque:

ironarya:

animatedamerican:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

butim-justharry:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

vicambulating:

danisontnonfire:

karkat-doodle-doo:

justpeachyandcream:

bear-maximum:

fuocogo:

killitwithzombies:

romeo728:

sheriffpanda:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

lizziebug:

indigopixels:

egberts:

luciferofficial:

samoorex:

lorde-of-the-things:

luciferofficial:

steph

stephanie

jeff

jeffanie

tim

timothy

jim

jimothy

nick

nicholas

rick

richolas

harry 

harold

larry

larold

Zack
zackary
Jack
jackary

Jon
Jonathan
Ron
Ronathan

Greg

Gregory

Craig 

Craigory

ben
benjamin
gwen
gwenjamin

Phil
Phillip
Jill
Jillip

Frank
Francis

Hank
Hancis

Ed

Edward

Ned

Nedward

Dan

Daniel

Stan

Staniel

Meg

Margaret

Greg

Grargaret

Carry

Caroline

Gary

Garoline

Al

Alphonse

Val

Valphonse

Jen

Jennifer

Ken

Kennifer

Molly
Margaret

Holly
Hargaret

Harry

Henry

Larry

Lenry

Mick
Michael
Dick
Dichael

Vlad
Vladimir

Chad
Chadimir

Connie
Constance

Donnie
Donstance

Randy
Randall

Sandy
Sandall

Is this how George R.R. Martin creates character names?

rexuality:

• easy bake oven
• expired coupon
• spam email
• wet sock
• squeaky grocery cart
• inconvenient fire drill
• cold bowl of soup
• itchy sweater
• unnecessary movie sequel
• overdraft bank fee
• crying baby on a plane
• wobbly table
• sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around
• billy