Tag: OH
Potion Vending Machine
Insert Gold for appropriate item.
Roll a d20
On a 1 your potion shatters on the bottom and the machine keeps your gold.
On a 20 you get two potions.
The Dragonborn, after entering Whiterun for the first time: *pushes Nazeem* Excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, I have rockjoint, and I’m new in town.
type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin
when someone says I’m being over dramatic
No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have
david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus
alex: LEO, gemini, aries
table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius
Percy: Hey Annabeth, can you check my essay for me real quick? It’s due tomorrow, I just wanted to see if you like what I got done so far.
Annabeth: Percy, it literally just… says ‘kill me’ on repeat for three pages.
Percy: Yeah, see, I really like pouring my emotions into my writing.
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