prokopetz:

prokopetz:

We like to joke about how Western CRPGs are slowly mutating into high school dating sims, but I think we should contemplate exactly what we’re suggesting here. Can you imagine what Todd Howard’s idea of a high school dating sim would look like? Can you envision Elder Scrolls High?

Like, folks keep getting the “you’ve gained a reputation for abusing people’s hearts and now everyone hates you” bad ending and can’t figure out why, until somebody digs into the code and discovers that due to a programming oversight, horses are capable of jealousy.

captainlordauditor:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.

Anti-Mom: It’s okay if you don’t finish your plate because you’re only human and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government organizations throwing it away, and not households.

Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for the both of us.

this…..this is the addams family