Tag: oh worm

skyrim-hates-her:

bosmer-bitch:

falkreathh:

so i’ve installed this mod “skyrim is windy” which makes the foliage wiggle in the breeze more. but then i didn’t play the game because sometimes i just install a bunch of mods and move on to something else without trying them out. anyways. so then i went out to buy some food and i saw the wind playing with the tree branches and i legit thought “oh so the mod is working nicely” i made a few more steps before i realized…… yea scoob this is real life

ok this was me when i dropped a meat pie in the kitchen at 2am and for a solid 0.4 seconds i thought “it’s ok i’ll just load my quicksave”

are y’all ok

“But how can you KNOOOOOW you don’t like the food if you’ve never TRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEED it?????”

jayranwritesthings:

  • by looking at it to make texture predictions
  • smelling it to make taste predictions
  • poking at it with a fork to ascertain the flexibility and chewiness
  • considering its similarities to other foods I’ve disliked
  • considering its differences from other foods I’ve liked
  • knowing that there is an ingredient in it that I hate
  • trying to chop it with a knife and feeling the gristliness and hearing that telltale horrible creaking noise of gristle and noping right out of that situation
  • this is how humans naturally decided whether or not to eat unfamiliar foods in the wild thousands of years ago
  • our senses interact with each other to protect us, so your nose alerts you to an incoming bad taste before you put it in your mouth so you don’t end up eating the bad thing and dying
  • this is how we survived as a species
  • it is perfectly rational
  • it makes perfect sense
  • so stop

colacharm:

adults, while forcing all children above the age of 5 to sit still, be silent, and obey orders for 7-8 hours a day with minimal breaks, reducing their exposure to fresh air and sunlight to almost nothing, forcing them to alter their natural sleeping patterns to increase productivity, and repeatedly telling them their self worth depends on their being able to follow these instructions perfectly for 13 or more years: kids these days are so lazy! they never go outside! they never want to do anything! clearly it’s not because of us!