andymientos:

I cant edit for my life but here’s a textpost of the incredibles alignment chart

Distinguished

Gay: Winston Deavor

Bi: Helen Parr (a.k.a. elastigirl)

Lesbian: Edna Mode

Functional

Gay: He-Lectrix

Bi: Violet Parr

Lesbian: Evelyn Deavor

Disaster

Gay: Syndrome

Bi: Krushauer

Lesbian: Voyd (a.k.a. Karen, a.k.a. the love of my life)

shegotistical:

So like, in the Incredibles universe we know that baby supers begin displaying powers at an extremely young age, hence why Jack-Jack is a literal baby and is a “late bloomer”. And like I think people have already thought of the obvious comedy of Dash as a baby, but imagine Violet.

You’re first time parents and your baby just /disappears/ sometimes.

Your baby puts force fields around herself to avoid eating vegetables.

Obviously her clothes don’t turn invisible, but seeing as kids have a biological urge to strip naked in public places anyway, your toddler quickly learns if she takes her clothes off she is 100% undetectable.

And then when you find her, you still have a naked child.

Imagine turning around to a pile of clothes on the floor and your child /gone/

Anyways, Violet must have been the perfect chaotic nightmare child and I love her with all my heart.