Camp Half-Blood: Everyone is welcome here!!!
Camp Half-Blood: Monster? Satyr? Goddess? Sprite? Welcome home!
Camp Half-Blood: Not a fighter? Wanna just forge/invent all day? You’re not alone!!!
Camp Half-Blood: You don’t really have to fight if you don’t want to!!!
Camp Half-Blood: Really conventionally feminine? Love make-up? Gossip? Match making? You’ll fit right in!
Camp Half-Blood: Are you pretty young? That’s okay! Camp welcomes you!
Camp Half-Blood: Not good with authority? No worries. We’re chill here.
Camp Half-Blood: Wanna just sleep all day long? We have just the place for you!
Camp Half-Blood: Not good at following directions? You are among friends.
Camp Half-Blood: Scaredy cat? We have magic creatures who have literally dedicated their entire lives to keeping you safe.
Camp Half-Blood: Wanna spend your life in an environment of sister hood? without men? I can introduce you to someone. (I’ll miss you though.)
Camp Half-Blood: Confused? You know where the big house is!
Camp Half-Blood: Unbridled aggression and anger issues? No brainer!
Camp Half-Blood: You’ve gone through so much. I’m so proud that you made it. I love you.
Camp Jupiter: You will be eaten by a wolf.
Camp Half-Blood:
Camp Jupiter: Literally consumed. By an actual wolf.
Camp Half-Blood:
Camp Jupiter: She’ll probably make a dumb joke about it too.
Tag: pjo
pjo history → an issue of the olympian daily during wwii
*pls click the images to enlarge the text
since my post on pjo history received such a response, which i can’t thank you all enough for, i wanted to create a lil snippet from “the olympian daily,” the go-to newspaper for all the best updates; they publish new issues faster than hermes can run!
i hope you all enjoy ♥
Calypso: I told leo he was annoying and threw pots and pans at him.
Piper: When i get mad at jason i charmspeak and tell him to smack himself.
Annabeth: One time i judo flipped percy.
Alex: I decapitated Magnus and i would probably do it again.
Calypso:….
piper:….
Annabeth:….
Alex: I win.
Annabeth: So to relax a bit, we’re playing Never Have I Ever
Percy: Aw yiss I love this game
Annabeth: I’ll go first. Never have I ever… died.
Magnus, taking a drink: Ouch
Leo: That’s low, dudette.
Percy: My turn! Never have I ever… Actually I’ve done a lot of things, can you come back to me?
Annabeth: Okay, Piper, you go.
Piper: Never have I ever earned a scar from biting a stapler. *High fives Reyna*
Jason: Pipes!
Leo: Never have I ever had some type of crush on Percy.
*pretty much everyone else drinks, excluding Percy*
Percy: Guys wtf
Annabeth: Guys wtf
Jason: #NoHomo
Percy: #FullBromo
Hazel: What
Annabeth: Okay, you two stop. Reyna?
Reyna: Never have I ever got taken out by a brick
Jason: NOW you’re targeting me!
Frank: I’ve had strange experiences
Will: I’ll go next. Never have I ever been in the Underworld.
Everyone:…
Will: *high fives Apollo*
Nico: *loses Percy, Jason and Leo in a crowd*
Nico: this calls for desperate measures
Nico: *using hands as megaphone* NICO SUCKS
Percy, Jason, Leo: *reappear out of thin air* WILL’S DICK
Nico: …
Some Things You Might Have Forgotten About Percy Jackson
– In the beginning of the series, Grover is 28 years old (making him about 33 by the Blood of Olympus)
– Someone in New York City has a statue of Smelly Gabe on their property
– Annabeth is really good at playing Hacky Sack
– Grover’s Uncle Ferdinand is still a statue at Aunty Em’s Garden Emporium (and is missing an arm).
– Annabeth’s father is a Harvard graduate.
– If Percy had aged with the books release dates, he would have been 21 in The Blood of Olympus.
– Travis and Connor Stoll aren’t twins.
– Blackjack was originally written as a female Pegasus.
– Blackbeard is now running around the modern day world thanks to Hermes’ vitamins
– Camp Half-Bloods address is the first four digits of pi.
– Chiron wears his horse tail in curlers
– Nico and Bianca were never technically claimed.
– The dam snack bar
– Several dozen Target stores across the country have arrows stuck in their signs from when Zoë shot them
– Percy knows how to ride/drive a motorcycle
– Travis Stoll got cursed by the Aphrodite cabin and was stuck wearing clown makeup for a month.
– Tyson and Grover were trapped in the Labyrinth together for over two weeks.
– Kampê is still buried in a mound of boulders in Camp Half Blood.
– Pollux is now Dionysus’s only child.
– May Castellan is still waiting for Luke to come home.
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is The Lightning Bolt
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is Grover
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Am I
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is Daedalus
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is Luke
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is My Boyfriend (part 1)
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is My Boyfriend (part 2)
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is My Mother
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is The Exit
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is Gaia
also
- Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is My Cousin
Alright I’ve already seen criticism that Percy has not been cast as a twelve-year-old and I’m going to list two good reasons why he’s not:
1) Child Labor Laws. For the musical Matilda they had to cast four girls to play one role so that they didn’t overwork them. They could do that here, except you have many, many twelve-year-olds to cast. Quadruple that amount, at least for the leads, and thats a lot of extra money to pay. It’s easier to just hire a few adult actors.
2) They would have to cast a girl to play Percy, or at least not a cis boy. Because twelve-year-old cis boys are just at the beginning of puberty, and you know what happens then? Their voices drop. Often, overnight. Imagine if the kid’s voice droppedjn the middle if a preformance? You know how hard it is to sing when your voice ISN’T on the fritz because of hormones? Cause I do.
It is so much easier to hire an adult, especially for a live musical. Movies, you can get around stuff like that, because it’a not filmed in order. You can film with your child actors up to the limit each day and make a movie in a decent amount of time, movies have no excuse. Live musicals are harder to make, they have to preform EVERY NIGHT. Usually MULTIPLE TIMES. Give them credit for the work they’ve done so far!
Blitzen appreciation post
– fashionable
-talented
-loves Hearth
-misses his dad
-calls people only 4 years younger than him “kid”
-overuses the word “buddy”
-color coordination
-enchants a very big bag
-pessimist
-really doesn’t enjoy being a demigod
-”born with a target on his back”
-loves ducks
-bad under pressure (”defaults to waterfowl”)
-thinks he’s awful at crafting but managed to build Hearth the sunbed to save his life
-learned a language solely to make friends with Hearthstone
-suggests the runes meant “toolshed” instead of “bloodshed”
-will fucking fight Junior
-is offended magnus thinks taylor swift is a human (definitely likes taylor swift)
-joined the service of an immortal severed head for reasons we still don’t really know
-tall enough to pass as a very, VERY short human & is proud of it
-doesn’t like his overbearing mother
-#blackexcellance
-loves fashion & values being neat but lived on the streets for two years (still for reasons we don’t know enough about)
-runs his own shop
-constantly filled with self-deprecating thoughts
-talks to Hearth even when Hearth can’t see his lips (”move over, you tent hog” “stop stepping on my toes. have you put on weight? no, lead with your left foot, you silly elf. there you go”)
-gives hearth his jacket in the tent
-”my elf”
-tells hearth it’s ok to let him die instead of going back to his abusive family
-once charged into battle wielding a traffic sign that read “make way for ducklings.” expected to die, but tried anyway
-best boy who isn’t appreciated enough
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