i hate when people write out jessie and james’ wedding because it’s never in character. like ok. first of all, james would not be in a fucking tux. james would be in a dress, and jessie would get PISSED that his dress is nicer than hers, and it would be this fucking clusterfuck of them dress shopping and trying to find the perfect dress chemistry where they both look flawless and james is only a notch below jessie in excellence because duh she has to be the star.
their vows would be a variation of the motto, absolutely no question
meowth would be so happy that he accidentally starts evolving and jessie and james break their fucking kiss to B-button him like BUDDY, BUDDY, GROUND YOURSELF CMON YOU DONT WANT THAT before hes like SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK
giovanni would show up at the wedding and shake their hands. “good evening james. you’re fired.” “yes, i know, boss.” “well, enjoy the rest of your night.”
meowth and wobbuffet would drink WAY too much at the reception, obviously the best man and maid of honor, meowth would drunkenly break into tears while he’s giving his speech about how ‘jimmy’s da best, i really owe my life ta that goiy!’ wobbuffet also crying, agreeing with everything he says, so nansu so nansu so nansu.
how do people fuck up the rocket wedding when it’s the easiest thing to imagine
ash and every fucking twerp shows up to it, completely in disbelief but feeling an obligation. every single fucking one of them gifts the trio a different pikachu plushie or other pikachu merch. eventually they have a kid and she runs around in a pikachu onesie that misty bought for jessie years ago.
There was a brief but intense period in my misspent youth in which I read a lot of Pokemon fanfiction, and it was always so weird to me that there was a lot of Manly Man James and Delicate Flower Jessie having Serious Romance Novel Adventures with Traditional Gender Roles. This is much better.
“To protect our hearts from devastation To unite our lives with this celebration To recite long vows about truth and love To fling confetti to the stars above
Team Rocket, get married at the speed of light! Leave presents and cash on the table to the right.”
“Me – me – meow – WAAAAAAAHI’MSOHAPPYFORYOUSEGUYS”
Pokeshipping Week 2017 – November 1st – November 7th
Thank you for sending suggestions and voting! Here are the themes you chose!
Each theme can be interpreted in any way you’d like. Fanfiction, fanart, edits, gifs, AMVs, fanmixes, headcanons, analysis–be creative! Anything you’d like to contribute with is fine as long as it fits the theme.
You can do something for each theme or choose to do just one or two. Every contribution is welcome, no matter how small!
You can go with the same thing for every theme (ie a drawing for each day of the week) or pick something different for each.
Last year the theme choices caused some unhappiness, so here’s a compromise: you get ONE bonus “free day”. As in, if there’s one theme you really don’t like or are not comfortable with, you can replace it with something of your choosing. Only one though, no cheating!
It’s not a competition, so please don’t feel that your art, writing, editing skills etc. aren’t good enough to participate! The point is to have fun and make pokeshipping things.
Tag your contributions as “Pokeshipping Week” when you post them, so I can see them and reblog them here! Remember to put it among the first five tags, and please use that exact tag so I won’t have to follow 15 different variations 😉
NSFW entries or entries that contain character bashing won’t be reblogged here.
I’ve tended to imagine Ash and Misty falling into a relationship almost by accident, neither one directly admitting anything. They’d either semi-consciously start dating after some rather mundane incident makes things clear for them without anything being said, or they’d have an impulsive burst of affection after a life-threatening adventure.
I may have to rethink that theory, because if this episode didn’t demonstrate that Misty’s grown confident enough about her feelings to overtly flirt with Ash, then I have a seriously flawed notion of what flirting is.
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