i have this short book called “the cia’s greatest hits” and its like a compilation of a bunch of evil shit the cia has done, 2 pages each per operation and i cant find a pdf anywhere but its worth reading and i wish i could link it bc the cia is fucking vile and they should be more widely hated and more americans should know about all of the disgusting and horrific stuff theyve been responsible for
YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?
YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?
THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE
DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?
DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE
ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED
THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY
THIS EQUATES TO NEARLY 200 MILLION FUCKING AMERICANS, OR 2/3RDS OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY
IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, YOU RIGHT NOW DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE
THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER
THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII
JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT
POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO MOTHERFUCKING THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID
AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS
“Several reliable, well-informed sources confirmed the idea that Hitler’s anti-Semitism was not so genuine or violent as it sounded, and that he was merely using anti-Semitic propaganda as a bait to catch masses of followers and keep them aroused, enthusiastic, and in line for the time when his organization is perfected and sufficiently powerful to be employed effectively for political purposes.”
“You can’t expect the masses to understand or appreciate your finer real aims. You must feed the masses with cruder morsels and ideas like anti-Semitism. It would be politically all wrong to tell them the truth about where you really are leading them.”
“Alt-Right aren’t Neo-Nazis because it’s not just about white supremacy”
Nazis weren’t just about white supremacy either. They were about controlling women, return to cultural traditionalism, homophobia (the gay community had reached record heights in Germany, making identification that much easier), and “law and order”.
Everything the alt-right stands for
is the Nazi line.
No really. Berlin in the 1910’s up before they took power. Had a THRIVING gay community. Much like how some think of San Francisco today. Germany was also at the time up front with academic education and research that helped normalize and validate all queer people, including trans people and coining terms that while not really used today was really helpful at the time and did NOT classify anything as any form of illness.
And it was such kind of private research institute in Berlin “Der Institut für Sexualwissenschaft” that was one of the main targets of the mass book burning in 1933 where archives, files and papers were burned on the street and the institute permanently shut down.
And yes this acceptance where there was actually a free and relatively safe and open gay community at that time was blamed on Jewish people by Hitler himself unsurprisingly.
Do not let history fool you into thinking that long ago we had absolutely nothing. It was violently taken from us and pushed us far back and I beg for it to not happen again.
Before the Taliban, women in Afghanistan had college degrees and published international papers.
There are Japanese Americans living now who were tossed illegally into internment camps on American soil.
There is no “it can’t happen here.” There just isn’t. It always can, if we sit back and let it.
And the National Parks Services said, “lol, no” and went rogue and we were all like, “I was not expecting the park rangers to lead the resistance, none of the dystopian novels I read prepared me for this but cool.”
– Thomas Jefferson having a mockingbird named Dick
– Andrew Jackson’s parrot being kicked out of his funeral because it wouldn’t stop saying ‘fuck’
– Andrew Jackson beating the shit out of his would-be assassin with a cane
– Andrew Jackson throwing a huge public party in the White House for his inauguration and having to sneak out because it got out of hand. He could only sneak back in when someone got the idea to move all the alcohol outside.
– John Laurens getting out of bed at Valley Forge and hitting his head on the ceiling
– Ben Franklin wanting the national bird to be the turkey
– Caleb Brewster’s reason for joining the continental army basically being that he just wanted to kick some ass and have some fun
– Caleb Brewster signing his name in big letters on spy reports for the Culper Ring
– George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Alexander Hamilton going on a fishing trip together, for Washington’s health
– gay brothels being called “Molly Houses”
– Benedict Arnold ploughing through 337 pages of William Blackstone’s “Commentaries” just to find the word militia for a secret code
– baby farmers (this is some crazy shit look it up)
– Thomas Jefferson having a ram that he called “An abominable animal”. It killed a young boy on the White House lawn.
– Aaron Burr having to ban snacks from the senate floor
– George Washington refusing to respond to a British letter because they didn’t address him correctly
– Aaron Burr being attacked by bedbugs and then proceeding to sleep on the floor for five hours
– Thomas Jefferson being a frat boy in college
– Alexander Hamilton being reported dead after going to burn barns and then showing up hours later soaking wet because he fell into a river
– Martha Washington outliving four children and two husbands and still saying that the worst day of her life was when Thomas Jefferson came to visit
“The president has used his position as commander in chief to advance a radical social agenda, when he should have used it to advance legislation that would unequivocally support our troops.” Because, you know… these things actually correlate. His complaint was also that this would curb freedom of speech.
So we can reasonably deduce here that our fluffy Q-tip of a Vice President thinks that the literal murder of people based on their gender identity, disability, and sexual orientation is okay under the First Amendment.