inferno-silentdragon:

the-natemare-theorist:

neon-dusk-arts:

emilythetigerneko:

mizushimo:

iopele:

plebshit:

therealdjqualls:

fletty:

institute-for-thermal-research:

zonecassette:

hookedonafeelwhennogf:

laddermatch:

ronaldregan:

marbleheadofawoman:

marriage family baby :0

sweaty moon power

nothing new tbh

hug bull thrash

lad motion corn

Difficult crunch fire

Restart grunt plantation

gain therapy chicken

Wall spice minister

Bleld dig singularity

congress hug bull? well, I’m not one to kinkshame…

Passion Matrix Power

Night Tiger Cannon! I am a cannon and no one can say otherwise. I shoot adorable little tiger cubs out into your arms. At night.

resurrect pernimittee furries 

Pawn, coin, pan…..

Rumbling Judgment Fall… what

The last person you texted, the protagonist of the last TV show you watched, and your icon are now your companions during the zombie apocalypse

tanteitrash:

highmachinegun:

calendiles:

Are you gonna survive?

My brother, Goku, and Johnathan Joestar.

I’m kinda screwed:

My lazy best friend who’ll probably throw me at the zombies, Natsume Takashi (who from what I’ve seen so far gets choked a lot), and then the only one that can save us all, Shikamaru. XD

relatable deaths from ancient times

gothicwhoreoine:

thoodleoo:

  • chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke
  • zeuxis: died laughing at his own art
  • aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell
  • plato: partied too hard
  • empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal
  • philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage
  • saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over
  • didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader
  • petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero

Tag urself I’m Plato