same – ruby-dear archive

Someone from the AVL told me to grow up. I was speechless. It’s hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.

Lucy Wilde (via incorrectdespicablemequotes)

Scarlet: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-
Herb: You sleep with a sparkly teddy bear I gave you.
Scarlet: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

emma-watson:

hello I’m looking for a job where I can apply all the harry potter knowledge that I’ve acquired during my whole life

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”