ABSOLUTE UNIT
also, check out the twitter thread for more info on said unit
free the super frog baby
please tell me they’re keeping this unit
They are! His name is Goliath, he’s still growing and he’s about the size of a banana
I’m delighted!
Hello delighted, I’m Dad!
Dad^bot^1.
I feel like at this point Carrie Fisher has ascended past just being a revered figure and has kinda passed into myth/goddess level. I don’t just mean people building personal memorials or shrines to her. I mean that there is a genuine, dedicated group of people living their lives in honor of her and who she was and her values, giving thanks to her, asking her for guidance and protection. Carrie Fisher and Princess Leia are not just cultural symbols or inspirations, but as one entity they are seen to watch over and safeguard her ‘followers.’ There are things these followers do in her honor: endeavoring to become more confident and kind, following her footsteps by raising awareness about mental health, speaking out on behalf of minorities and the undervalued. They do these things because these are things Carrie did and entreated others to do. This, essentially, fulfills the classic definition of a religious organization.
Congratulations, Carrie. You’re a goddess in our eyes.
“The secrets do not know you. Prepare: they’ll whisper you your fate.”
Just a little bored morbid here. What’s yours?
( “Your enemies do not know you. So look away. They come ever faster” )
“The secrets are gone when you look away. Sleep well: They lie in wait.”
The caves are gone when you look away. So Look Away: they, too, have teeth.
The owls do not know you. Prepare; They come faster.
Actually, you know what, I’m just gonna perform it. It’ll be fun.
The secrets do not know you. So look away: They, too, have teeth.
The crystals cannot reach you. Prepare; they, too, have teeth.
My results are the best, and nobody else’s results can be as good.
The obelisks are gone when you look away. Prepare: they can still see you.
The trees cannot reach you. Prepare: they lie in wait
The stars do not know you. So look away; they, too, have teeth.
The obelisks plot revenge. Prepare: they’ll whisper your fate.
The secrets are not lost, but waiting. So look away: they, too, have teeth.
youngsters in gen 1: Hi! I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!
youngsters in gen 7: Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
doctor: i don’t have a magic bullet–
me, thinking: regular is fine
shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone!
and you know what, shout out to people who don’t have any good friends irl either. i know it seems lonely right now but it won’t be forever there is a friend out there for you! i believe in you!
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