heres my review of incredibles 2:
- violet is bisexual. biolet
- everyone wants to bang elastigirl and it’s honestly so valid. also she’s bisexual
- voyd is trans, nonbinary, and GAY and their powers are a metaphor for this
- STOP gay-coding your villains for god’s sake
- mr incredible’s fragile masculinity should have been challenged years ago and it’s unacceptable that hes just learning to break free from gender roles
- i love jack jack
Tag: spoilers
If we don’t get a Jack Jack and Edna short on the DVD showing us what happened during the time she was babysitting him, then what was the point of waiting 14 years for the sequel?
i still can’t believe she just ATE HER DUMPLING SON
The most relatable part of Incredibles 2 was Violet finger gunning as a response to an awkward situation
Jack Jack to his father after beating the shit out of that fucking raccoon in the trash: thanks for askin, I used the bittenbider method,
I can’t believe Dash used the Street Smarts™ method of falling on his back and kicking upwards at the bad guy, throwing him off his rhythm.
so i just got to see the incredibles + the incredibles ii and, while i’ll probably talk more about it when more people have had a chance to see it, a couple spoiler-free tips, tagged anyway because some people undoubtedly want to go in totally blind:
tip #1: the second one feels like it works best directly after the first one
tip #2: the credits are gorgeous but there’s no post-credits scene this time around
Super Duper 100% Serious Steven Universe “Who Shattered Pink Diamond” Theory
-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.
1/8/18 – HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW
5/7/18 – FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK????? FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
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