kylux-ren:

Leia: does anybody have a plan?

Poe: *raises hand enthusiastically*

Leia: does anybody have a plan that does not involve jumping in an X-wing and blowing stuff up?

Poe: *slowly lowers hand again*

littleraven103:

Rey: “Why did Ben solo turn to the dark side”

Luke: *shrugs

“I tried to kill him in his sleep and then he just freaked out on me for no reason…kids these days are so sensitive”

starmisunderstanding:

The Last Jedi summarized by vines

Luke: *is handed the lightsaber* This bitch empty! YEET *throws

Disney about Stormpilot: 🎵Two Bros sitting in a spaceship, 5 feet apart cause they’re nOt gay🎶

Kylo Ren: *shirtless* Hi welcome to Chili’s

Poe: 🎵Where’s my Little Droid, where’s my Little Droid🎶 Finn: 🎵Here he is🎶

Finn to DJ: 🎵Why you always lying, why you always lying mmmmm oh my god🎶

Hux: Hey everybody today my supreme leader pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down *shows graph* the benefit would be I would get pushed way less

Rose: *Finn breaths* *Looks at camera* Wow

Rey: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

siriusftlupin:

Percival has a beard. Percival Shaves.

Percival is royalty. Percival Waves.

Percival loves chocolate. Percival Craves.

Percival is a builder. Percival Paves.

Percival is actually himself and not Grindelwald. Percival Saves…Credence.

clearancecreedwatersurvival:

Best parts of Moana:
-no love interest
-Moana had proportions like an actual human and wasn’t sexualized
-Disney princess set to inherit is actually depicted being trained in running her society
-COCONUT PIRATES
-no dead parents!
-bechdel test pass
-respectful depiction of source material and culture
-the music oh my god!!!!!
-Maui’s 4th wall breaks
-no actual villain
-closest thing to a villain was David Bowie crab
-Lin-Manuel Miranda
-the chicken
-my giant green wife

creating-tabs:

I know everybody on this island has a role on this island, so maybe I can roll with mine

Just a reminder

followcolie:

to the HP nerd world at large that at this point in time, when Fantastic Beasts takes place, Grindlewald is in possession of the elder wand. This is why he was pretty much impervious to all spells. Also a reminder: Newt Scamander overpowered him & Tina used accio on on his wand(? Fact check needed) Either way the elder wand has a new master, and this could contribute to a significant reduction of Grindlewald’s power, allowing for him to be defeated in the imminent battle between him and Dumbledore that is definitely going to take place in the course of these movies.