Payback for not listening to her reasonable speech about Earth’s resources.
honest to god, this is a lot funnier if you pay attention to the plants in the last few panels. I recognize a few of the poisonous plants, but there are also breeds of flowers that specifically smell like rotting meat.
-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.
1/8/18 – HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW
*me attempting to be a su critical blog* rose quartz has boobs and i demand rebecca sugar tell me why
so after months of contemplating, I have come to a conclusion.
i know that most gems have a curved chest but i always just assumed that was the way their upper body was shaped. meanwhile rose was the only one i knew of with visible cleavage. that is not just a stylistic chest bump thing that is TWO. DISTINCT. MAMMARIES. all while having NO reason to possess said mammaries. what in the fuck this alien rock chick need milk bags for
so im gonna be operating under the assumption that pink diamond once saw a human mother breastfeeding and was like “oooh tight i wanna be able to feed every infant i come across. infants are rad.”
but before pink could even propose her shapeshifting idea, yellow diamond had already whacked her upside the head and said “dont get any ideas ya little idiot”
and then 2 days later, the bold, the mighty and inexplicably tittied rose quartz emerges
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