Super Duper 100% Serious Steven Universe “Who Shattered Pink Diamond” Theory

azuresquirrel:

azuresquirrel:

azuresquirrel:

-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.

1/8/18 – HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW

5/7/18 – FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK????? FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

lapidudes:

Imagine if Lapis and Peridot accidentally fuse and the fusion just stands there in shocked silence. Steven and the gems would watch with worry, expecting some horrible reaction, when suddenly, the fusion softly touches her nose and realizes Jasper’s gem isn’t there. She then touches her forehead and feels Peridot’s gem and a single tear drops out of her eye because it feels so different from the last time.