this post is more entertaining to me than everything i’ve seen of death note

mageknight14:

syfy-girl:

browherenew:

syfy-girl:

Sometimes I remember that Light Yagami aka 夜神月 literally just means “Moon NightGod” like calm down there Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

Ebony Light’ness Dementia Raven Way

Hi my name is Moon Light’ness Shinigami Night God and I am the god of the new world (that’s how I got my name) I have short brunet hair that’s perfectly arranged and dashing amber eyes that sometimes turn red and a lot of people tell me I act like Jesus Christ (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Judas but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a god but I look human. I have perfect skin. I’m also a teenager, and I go to a school in Japan where I’m the top student (I’m seventeen). I’m a genius (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly khaki. For example today I was wearing a khaki jacket with matching pants, a red necktie, and a white button up. I was wearing clear lipgloss, foundation, light mascara and no concealer (I don’t need it). I was walking outside my school. Children were laughing and criminals were dying, but I was bored. L stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

This post is so cursed yet I can’t find anything incorrect about it.