u guys dont have to stan for oakheart but dont compare him to crowfeather ok do not slander oakheart like that
like oakheart offered to join thunderclan to help bluefur, and didnt hesitate to take in their kits and respect bluefur’s wishes to make sure that their kits grew up safe and loved, despite not understanding her choices he actually….you know…respected and cared about her
meanwhile crowfeather calls leafpool nothing in front of the clans, humiliates her, and after a few moons apart tells her that he doesnt understand why she chose to go back to thunderclan and that he cant forgive her for it
My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.
An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:
The year is 2064. Warrior Cats is on arc 16. Tigerstar VI has taken over Jungleclan, the newest of the 9 clans. Greystripe is alive. Heavystep has died 18 times. Why won’t he die
However well a Warrior Cats movie would do with book fans and critics, you know there’d be the suburban mom who write a bad review because she didn’t look up anyting about cat watership down and took her seven and eight year old to see a cute movie about cats but instead of getting them to shut the fuck up for an our and moving on with their lives Timmy is traumatized and crying and Kaileighghlaugh has inducted all the other neighborhood kids into a cat cult
….okay, someone needs to explain Warrior Cats to me…
there are cats. a lot of cats dont like each other. some cats can see the future and other magic shit. they fight a lot over food and romance and stuff. the book series follows multiple generations of cats and different perspectives but the general theme is that the cats have different jobs and they have babies and do battle
This is a good explanation, but massively undersells the sheer scale of Death and Suffering also going on. People don’t call it Cat Game of Thrones or Cat Watership Down for no reason. Someone dies at least once a book. Kittens die far too often for my comfort, frankly. Ferncloud’s kits starving to death during the New Prophecy arc will fuck me up for life. Sometimes cats just die fuckin out of nowhere for no damn reason. No one is safe! Bam, a snake pops out of a rock and bites them. Bam, they slipped on a mountain path and plunged to their death. Bam, an eagle swooped out of fuck all nowhere and carried them off. Bam, they fell through the ice while playing on the lake. Bam, they drank fucking car battery fluid, or ate yew berries, or just walked into the wrong tunnel and were never seen again- ALL OF THESE ARE CANONICAL DEATHS. SOME OF THOSE HAPPENED MORE THAN ONCE. And honestly those are all fairly tame ones, more shocking because they happened suddenly when you weren’t expecting it! The really grisly ones, like the two apprentices that get mauled by dogs, or Scourge’s fight with Tigerstar, or Hawkfrost and the fox trap? Those linger. They take their time describing the viscera. If you want to know the scope of the ridiculous amount of dying that goes on in Warrior Cats, just check out the ‘Members of Starclan’ category on the fan wiki. Starclan is the cat afterlife. There are three hundred and eleven pages under the Members of Starclan category. Warrior Cats does not fuck around.
So, my friend is working on bringing back a forum. We’re currently in need of several high positions, so if you enjoy Warriors you might wanna give it a shot!
The time of the previous clans has passed, and four new clans have risen – the strong and pure BlazeClan, the savage and clever ThornClan, the faithful and wise StormClan, and the kind and peaceful TideClan. However, there is a darkness that is closing in on them – a darkness that threatens to overtake them, and to destroy all that they know and love. What path will you take? Will you work to interpret the signs of StarClan as a medicine cat? Will you lead your Clan to prosperity? Whatever path you choose, one thing will always remain constant, no matter the time or place: “We Are Warriors!”
What she means: Listen how come Ashfur gets a free pass into StarClan just because he “loved too much”. Literally so many cats in the Dark Forest did things because they loved too much. Mapleshade loved her kits so much she was driven to murder when they drowned due to the cruelty of ThunderClan and her former mate. Even Tigerstar loved too much. He loved ThunderClan so much that he felt it was only right for him to make sure it was the best Clan in the forest through whatever means possible. So honestly i have no idea what Ash “i helped kill my leader once and attempted to murder 3 more cats” fur is doing up there in StarClan cause honestly the whole “he loved too much” excuse ain’t stickin anymore i hope squirrel kicks him outta there when she goes to starclan honestly
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