Everyone is born with a special talent that’s weak when young, but grows stronger and matures at the age of 30. A kid that’s a little stronger than his peers will grow up to lift mountains. Another who like tinkering will revolutionize civil action. You? Well, cats just seem to like you…
Tag: writing
Autocorrect changed your sentence from “I’m good” to “I’m God” an angel appears and says “There you are!”
i don’t think people really get how little feedback fanfic authors actually get? like the effort to reaction ratio is so abysmally skewed here that a fic nearly 50,000 words long takes an entire year to amass like. 16 comments. someone reblogged a fic i wrote at 4 am and tagged it with a 5-word compliment and i can’t stop thinking about it, not because it was so nice but because half the time you post a fic you’re going to hear nothing and anything feels like so much
fandom culture is so, so good about giving artists the credit they’re due, but we gotta start doing that for writers too. you’ve got no idea how much people put into their stories and get maybe a handful of reblogs and a dozen-odd kudos. that’s not enough. writing is an endurance sport and y’all need to start giving fic writers a reason to endure it and improve their craft. encourage writers like you encourage artists. reblog fics, leave tags, leave comments, acknowledge that these stories do not just spring into being for your entertainment.
every single damn writer i know feels like at least their readers see them as a machine. that’s gotta change.
no beta readers we publish our crap writing like men
writer problems
- fighting with a sentence for literal hours before realizing that it works fine enough on its own
- asking advice for pieces you will probably never publish, leaving your readers hanging, wondering why the hell you needed to know what getting your ass squeezed felt like
- realizing you have no less than three fics/updates complete but can’t publish any of them for various reasons
- dialogue
- just
- fuckin
- dialogue
- blank word documents
- babbling excitedly to yourself about new aus that will never see the light of day
- getting really invested in these aus but not having a plot with which to bring them to life
- crippling self-hatred and doubt
- rediscovering really old documents that are literally just one or two lines of dialogue and wondering where the fuck your past self was going with them
- rediscovering really old documents that have entire scenes in them and realizing you still really like the concept of those fics but being unsure of how to continue them from there
- redundancy
- knowing you should edit your pieces but being unable to bring yourself to give a fuck
- deciding that your 20 wips can totally take a backseat to the shiny new idea you just got like 5 minutes ago
- forgetting your entire vocabulary
- sitting down and writing 2k of your new idea before you realize the internal logic doesn’t work
- wondering if you can find enough fucks to care
- finding enough fucks to care
- digging through 2k of brain-excretion to find the specific phrases where the logic falls through and trying to fix them
- failing
- giving up and jumping to the next shiny new idea instead of working on any of your now 21 abandoned wips
writing smut like
3tno:
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use
tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick, erection
tier 2 (generally accepted): arousal, length, manhood, member, shaft
tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus
tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun
Your a Nursing Assistant at a home for retired supervillains
After a long war a super villain has finally achieved world domination, under their rule, life has been better than ever before.
no one gives fanfic writers enough credit like can we just slow clap it out for all the writers who can manage to finish a fic or just even start one and have the confidence to put it out there for everyone to see because that shit is pretty hard to do and so is typing it all up and just thinking of the plot and all the little details idk writers are great
THANK YOU.
Needed this today.
Aliens come in peace, with absolutely no strings attached, but, humans, having spent centuries assuming the worst, are having a hard time trusting them.