thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

nelkitty:

ejacutastic:

straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm*
straight people: gays are ruining marriage

Straight people: *creates a game show about strangers getting married*
Straight people: Sanctity of marriage. 

Straight People: (Create a game show about straight women competing to marry a man JUST because he’s rich)

Straight People: Marriage is SACRED