Aries: “nothing’s safer than anarchism!”
Taurus: “you’re right, but i don’t like it.”
Gemini: “that’s the reason no one starts shit with me! they all think I’m a weak little bitch. that’s my secret!”
Cancer: “i would never ask you to run; what kind of friend do you take me for?”
Leo: “duck up the shut fuck”.
Virgo: “once again, democracy fails us.”
Libra: “is this all our friendship is now?? furby memes?”
Scorpio: “i can’t believe peter parker stole my look!”
Sagittarius: “where did she come from? where did she go? where did she come from? cotton eye mario.”
Capricorn: “DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200!”
Aquarius: “i am nothing if not the queen of random plot ideas.”
Pisces: “you heard it here first folks: these 13 theatre nerds are the new panic! at the disco.”
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