Apparently Catch Me If You Can was going to include this con but they had to cancel the scene because when they tried to film it people kept walking up and trying to give Leo their money.
So a professor of mine used to work at a bank back in the day. She says one day a guy in professional attire and a clipboard shows up in a big moving truck. He says he’s from the home office and they’re changing all the chairs. He’s needs them to just load all their old chairs into his truck and later he’d be back with the replacements.
And that’s how they gave away their office furniture to a conman whose master plan was “Wear a tie and carry a clipboard.”
Looking professional is just a pass to do whatever the hell you want.
Put a suit on and you can get almost anywhere.
there’s more to it, look nice and ACT LIKE YOU BELONG. If you don’t look like you belong there, people will stop you.
this smacks of a chef i heard of that was tired to death that every single person ordered their eggs ‘over easy’, so asked the waitress to say ‘were out of over easy, we have plenty of scrambled’ and nobody questioned it
How low must your self image be to plan to rob a bank and all you take is some second hand chairs?
I 100% believe this was a former employee with a grudge.
From experience (though certainly not for theft or illegitimate gains) if you act like you belong, no one bats an eye. I’ve been in many places, stadium rooftops during games, fire escapes in the city, elevator maintance access points (I have a thing for heights!) and if I see someone I just smile and nod as a brief greeting and carry on my way, and I’ve never been stopped once. 10/10 would recommend! 🙂
Aries: “And you replied, “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he totally sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you.”
Taurus:“She said,“You can make fun of me, just don’t say that I’m a bitch and that you don’t like me.” I was like “Whoa, the bar is so much lower than I ever imagined, that’s it?!”
Gemini: “I’ve never really cared about politics. But then, last November, the craziest thing happened.”
Cancer: “I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world.”
Leo: “I lived like a goddamn ninja turtle.”
Virgo: “I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff.”
Libra: “Like years later, I’d be in college about to go down on this rocking twink and I’d be like, “Wait a second…what would Leonard Bernstein do?”
Scorpio: “I was like top three colleges? I thought I’d be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.”
Sagittarius: “Oh, you mean like having friends?”
Capricorn: “College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.”
Aquarius: “My dad is so weird. I’d love to meet him someday.”
Pisces: “She’s my hero. When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting.”
have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:
that’s because of scrooge mcduck
Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics
so basically this character
who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this
which means that every time you get horny for this
or for these guys
you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker
No joke.
please don’t fuck the duck
Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn
it gets better
a lil while ago, tezuka’s daughter unlocked his work desk
what was inside?
a whack load of furry and transformation porn including one of a woman turning into a boob snake, locked away for SPECIAL OCCASION
when you are fapping to anime tiddies, you are fapping to the legacy of a furry artist
All anime tiddies descend from a literal furry’s admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character.
This is Moonlite. She will be 11 in August. She also has dementia. Until recently, it’s been manageable just by me comforting her. But as of this week, I can’t comfort her, she’s sad constantly and I don’t know what to do. I stay home with her nearly 24/7 because she gets lost and disoriented so frequently. Today she has started getting aggressive and attacked my arm for the first time ever. I’m out of work and me and my husband live on a single income. I NEED to get her to a vet. I’ve heard there may be some medications or diet changes they can give her, but you have to go through the vet to get them. I didn’t want to have to post this but I’ve been sobbing all night because she has been my best friend in the entire world for almost 11 years. I bottle fed this baby. I just have to try and see if there is anything they can do to improve her quality of life. She is a good girl and deserves only good things. So I’m having a divination/witch sale.
Kitty Emergency Witch Sale
Prices are somewhat negotiable because literally anything helps.
5, 1 hour tarot readings, can schedule separately or together: $40
Hour long tarot reading: $10
Half hour tarot reading: $6
Half hour pendulum reading: $5
A spell written specifically for you (some exceptions apply: $15
Hour long rune reading: $15
15 custom sigils: $7
I TAKE REQUESTS! Literally, if you want something not on the list, just ask!
And if you can’t give with money, please share. Please. This little girl is my life and I can’t help her on my own anymore. If you want to donate paypal.me/dahliahstevens
Wilmington, NC, officers pulled over full-time criminal defense attorney and part-time Uber driver Jesse Bright for reportedly picking up someone from a drug house.
Police told him he couldn’t record them, but Bright knew his legal rights.
Officers used a K-9 to search Bright’s car but found nothing. The incident is currently under investigation.
I don’t know what’s more depressing, that the cops lied to him, or that in 2017 a criminal defense attorney needs to side gig as an uber driver to make ends meet.
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