Author: queenofstardust

bardicbottom:

barry-bluejeans:

probablylucasmiller:

awfulpigeon:

themacklemorebrothers:

uselessgaywhovian:

review your favorite podcast and make it sound as shitty as possible

four straight cis white men talk about their ocs

Bad advice from men claiming to be your siblings

Man who plays video games for a living thinks he’s smart enough to be on a medical podcast with a real live doctor

Three dudes get high and decide that they’re going to be in Trolls 2

These are all about the fucking McElroys.

bach-2-the-future:

skyerinzoe:

nero-neptune:

punkpipabeth:

bursuso:

punkpipabeth:

vivilevone:

percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

“You want the lightning bolt? Go get it!”

Gods: glad u survived the monsters we saw it from the throne room.

Percy: and you SAW what the monsters were doing to us

Gods: yeah bc we were sitting on the thrones

Percy: and yet you did NOTHING

Gods: ya bc we were SITTING on the THRONES

*minotaur shows up to the Battle of Manhattan* and THAT’S when the afternoon went from BAD to TERRIBLE

“I’ve never really cared about Greek Mythology. But then, last spring, the STRANGEST THING happened!”

“And then Mr. D said: “If I had my way, I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames.” You know, how you talk to a child.“

“Grover asked me if I liked Annabeth, and I said “No.” You know, like a liar.“

“So i threw my hairbrush at Kronos: now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm – “