umpteenthstupidfeelings:

gorillateaparty:

impolitecanadian:

bebe-benzenheimer:

newtsckamander:

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

theconfusedhufflepuff:

some more things abt love, simon bc i’m still emo:

  • simon has a different email in the book, but there’s a reference to it on the wall next to his bed (“hour to hour, note to note” can be seen behind him when he looks out his window)
  • everyone clapped, cheered, and cried during the ferris wheel scene
  • lots of things were different in the book but i honestly wouldn’t change anything about the movie because imo the changes made the story even more emotional and even as someone who read the book the movie was still suspenseful
  • simon spier is a cannon hufflepuff and that made me really happy
  • simons parents reactions to his coming out in the movie were. spectacular. those scenes were exceptional and very emotional and overall done super well.
  • i’m gonna read the book and see the movie at least a couple more times
  • simon is hella relatable. (see: “i like your boots!”)
  • the characters are portrayed beautifully in both the book and the movie. no personality is limited to being characterized by sexuality or by a single trait
  • the book and movie were gorgeous and i’m in love
  • also don’t forget there’s gonna be a sequel from leah’s perspective, in which she comes out as bi !!!

oculeths:

ithinkitsdashing:

imthehuggernaut:

skyrim-hates-her:

the-epitome-of-pretense:

skyrim-hates-her:

unpopular-ship-queen:

simonalkenmayer:

princetpines-remade:

motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

“you come here often?”
“DWARVEN CRAAAFTS”

“hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-”

“FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF”

“hey let me buy you a drin-”

“LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?”

“hey gorgeous-”

“I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!”

“hey beauti-”

“SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE”

”are you an angel becau-”

”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

@thatconfusedfanboy

Agreed

no no no. not generic lines.

combat dialogue.

“how are-“

“NEREVAR GUIDE ME!”

“uh…what…?”

“YOU DARE FIGHT A DUNMER?”

“hey swe-“

“DON’T YOU SEE? ELVEN SUPREMACY IS THE ONLY WAY!”

“bitch what the f-“

“FIRE, FROST, OR LIGHTNING; YOU WILL SUFFER AT MY HANDS!”

“Sup girl—“

“YOU PICKED A BAD DAY TO GET LOST, FRIEND”

“Huh…?”

“CAN’T WAIT TO COUNT OUT YOUR COIN”

“yo ba-“

“I AM A MASTER OF THE ARCANE!”

“uh what?”

“DIE, OUTLANDER!”

“…”

“STAY AWAY FROM THE SUMMONER”

“Don’t like Darktown? Die and make room!”

(if you’re outside, feel free to spit on the ground for extra effect)

“cITIZENS OF DALARAN! RAISE YOUR EYES TO THE SKIES AND OBSERVE!”

so i pretty much applied to college just so i could say i did, bc i was pretty sure my lack of finishing high school would bite me in the ass and i’d have to do academic upgrading and stuff over the year

as it turns out i took a test on friday and got an offer of admission today

guess i’m going to college after all

kinda nervous, kinda excited, 100% s c r e a m